Expedition Team:  Dave Miller                                                                                     Expedition Date:  April 1, 2017

My most significant archeological find yet! While trekking just west of the City of Moraine Payne Recreation Center, I discovered two large monolithic standing stones similar to the famous Stonehenge rock formation found in England.

I took photos and contacted professors at the University of Dayton. Archeologists date the stones back to around 1970 and are checking if the stones are aligned with planets, stars or other celestial objects.

However, here’s the greatest discovery – After consulting mathematicians at Stanford University, they determined that the small standing stone points towards the Pinnacle Road Landfill. More amazing the large standing stone points towards Family Market where young Moraine Neanderthal’s once purchased beer and cigarettes.

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